Hocky Yudhiono

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Okay I’ll try to roast iphone by giving 75 reasons why iPhone is shit, if I can do it, then I proved my point.

  1. Keyboard is shit, you can’t seem to put numbers on top of the keyboard
  2. The App Store is very capitalist, either it’s “Freemium” or “subscription based”
  3. Apparently you have to pay US $100 a year if you wana be a developer.
  4. Limited customization options, you’re either gonna make yourself look stupid for doing some illegal things for 28 hours while receiving either 0 result or 10% result of what you tryna achieve
  5. Closed ecosystem, basically non apple products are.. Very hard to connect, unless you pay a lot or you’re close to Apple.
  6. Price
  7. Sideloading apps is crazy.
  8. iOS developer existing.
  9. How to open the phone XD
  10. SD card slot where
  11. File Management where
  12. “Exclusive” airdrop
  13. Still looking at you, lightning ports
  14. Shit web engine on ALL browsers
  15. Back button
  16. iTunes
  17. Youtube
  18. Storage = Money
  19. Slow wifi setup
  20. Slow bluetooth setup
  21. Network is shit
  22. Shitty Lockouts, you are cringe
  23. Call features, please design it better
  24. Internal IPC and API call is cringe
  25. Kernel where
  26. Insurance
  27. Cloud services, cloud services, fuck you
  28. Stylus Pens where
  29. Existing
  30. “Proprietary” technologies
  31. File Formats goes brrrrr and iphone goes dead
  32. Accessibility is good only for my butthole
  33. Media viewing = premium icloud
  34. Fitness Tracking? Apple watch
  35. Drop it once, new iPhone
  36. Screen crack moment wahhawawhaw
  37. WTF? How hard is it to transfer a file?
  38. Face ID isn’t magic, people.
  39. Pre-installed crap you never use.
  40. Every app bombarding you nonstop.
  41. Multitasking for losers.
  42. ZIP files? Nah, bro.
  43. Can’t even crop properly.
  44. Swiping right isn’t enough.
  45. Back Button where
  46. Can’t see what’s really running.
  47. Minimalist doesn’t mean interesting.
  48. Apps switching like a bad boyfriend.
  49. All apps look the same, how original.
  50. Gamers, you’re outta luck.
  51. Can’t make the UI feel snappier.
  52. Automate anything? Dream on.
  53. Forgot password button apple id should be spammed everytime i wanna login
  54. Remember all those passwords? Good luck.
  55. Media files not playing? Figures.
  56. Manage stuffs? Get an app.
  57. Pay more to use basic features. Cringe bro
  58. Expensive accessories, jack.
  59. Fragile glass, pray to your phone gods.
  60. No expandable storage, buy storage at an airport price.
  61. Forced to use Apple Pay, why not?
  62. No customizable lock screen, so basic.
  63. Actually, again, no customization in everything
  64. No app window resizing, all apps same size.
  65. Can’t use custom fonts, stuck with whatever Apple gives.
  66. Limited cross-device stuffs, keep your stuff in Apple.
  67. No copy-paste multiple items, basic functionality.
  68. lmao at clipboard
  69. lmao at youtube revanced
  70. lmao at ocr
  71. lmao at screenshotting
  72. lmao at background playback
  73. lmao at broadcasting
  74. Overall, overpriced, underdeliver, Apple you fail.
  75. iPhone

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