Spamming Canto

Today I'll dump some sentences I mined from a livestream of a fellow channel that I really like watching.

床cong4 哥go1 心sam1事si6 台toi4 紅hung4 線sin3 計gai3劃waak6 開hoi1學hok6 篇pin1

^

His nickname is "bed"

床哥 (Cong4 go1) - "Big Brother Bed", likely a nickname for the host 心事台 (sam1 si6 toi4) - "Heart-to-heart show" or "Confessions platform" 紅線計劃 (hung4 sin3 gai3 waak6) - "Red String Project", possibly referring to the red thread of fate in Chinese mythology 開學篇 (hoi1 hok6 pin1) - "Back to School Edition" or "School Opening Chapter"

ahahhaha so crazy

剪zin2咗zo2喇laa3已ji5經ging1

Udah dipotong nih

剪頭髮 => motong rambut, trimming your hair

同tung4性sing3戀lyun2 => homosexuality

So there's this viewer asking whether homosexuality is opposed during this stream.

and then he answered

唔m4 反faan2對deoi3 喇laa3

which means there's no objection or no opposal anymore 😂

So there are some viewers mocking him whether he cut his silly hair:

咁gam3呀aa3,剪zin2咗zo2喇laa3,師si1兄hing1!

師si1兄hing1 => means brother here

屌diu2你nei5剪zin2咗zo2勁ging6撚nan2多do1喎wo3!

He still saying that he cuts his hair so much already, shouldnt look silly anymore

And he said:

你nei5哋dei6試si3下haa6開hoi1返faan2我ngo5上soeng6集zaap6個go3頭tau4出ceot1嚟lai4!

You guys try to open up and see my hair from the last episode stream

😂

計劃 => gai3 waak6 => Project

預告 = jyu6 gou3 => announce in advance

本bun2來loi4 話waa6 中zung1秋cau1節zit3 ! 但daan6 我ngo5 唔m4記gei3得dak1 咗zo2 !

And then he was explaining that this project has been announced for such a long time, it was planned on the

中zung1秋cau1節zit3 = Mid autumn festival (Mooncake festival, 8 月15號)

but he forgot...

都dou1係hai6 差caa1 一jat1 兩loeng5 個go3 禮lai5拜baai3 !

and justifying that the project will be shifted about 1 to 2 weeks late.

而ji4家gaa1 識sik1到dou2 中zung1秋cau1節zit3 有jau5人jan4 陪pui4 !

陪pui4 => Accompany

now i know that in the said festival I have someone that will accompany me.

我ngo5 相soeng1信seon3 大daai6家gaa1 應jing1該goi1 係hai6 準zeon2備bei6 充cung1足zuk1 喇laa3 !

相soeng1信seon3 => believe

充cung1足zuk1 => mencukupi, sufficient

He was saying, I believe you guys should have prepared well.

每mui5 一jat1日jat6 都dou1 有jau5 睇tai2 我ngo5 推teoi1薦zin3 嘅ge3 唐tong4詩si1 三saam1百baak3首sau2 !

唐詩三百首

everyday he recommends everyone to read this 300 tang poems, because the new semester is coming soon (it starts in september hahahaha)

推teoi1薦zin3 => recommends

唐詩 = tong4 si1 => tang dynasty.

嘉gaa1南naam4 海hoi2軍gwan1 終zung1於jyu1 睇tai2 咗zo2 十sap6 零ling4篇pin1 啦laa1 !

1. 嘉南 (gaa1 naam4) - This seems to be a proper noun, possibly referring to "Cainan" or a similar name.
2. 海軍 (hoi2 gwan1) - "Navy"
3. 終於 (zung1 jyu1) - "Finally"
4. 睇咗 (tai2 zo2) - "Watched" (睇 means "to watch" and 咗 is a particle indicating completed action)
5. 十零 (sap6 ling4) - "Ten" (十 is ten, 零 is often used for emphasis, meaning "full" or "complete")
6. 篇 (pin1) - A measure word often used for articles, essays, or in this case, episodes
7. 啦 (laa1) - A sentence-final particle expressing excitement or completion

Not sure what does cainan navy here means tho,

出pool = Jadian => getting a partner

收皮 => sau3 pei2 => collect skin

介紹 => gaai3 siu6 => Introduction, perkenalan

博士 => bok3 si6 => PhD (professor, doctoral degree)

心情 => sam1 cing4 => Are you guys in the mood now?

點dim2呀aa3 而ji4家gaa1 心sam1情cing4 ?

係hai6咪mai6 瀑buk6 瀑buk6 瀑buk6 瀑buk6 瀑buk6 咁gam3 跳tiu3 ?

^ Are your guys beating like buk buk buk buk

😂Funny way to say deg deg an in cantonese I'd say.

係hai6咪mai6 好hou2 緊gan2張zoeng1 ?

好hou2 緊gan2張zoeng1 => nervous asf

因jan1為wai6 紅hung4 線sin3 計gai3劃waak6 呢ni1個go3 節zit3目muk6 呢ne1 其kei4實sat6 就zau6係hai6 比bei2 一jat1 個go3 平ping4台toi4 大daai6家gaa1 有jau5 個go3 機gei1會wui6 可ho2能nang4 就zau6係hai6

節zit3目muk6 => programme

平ping4台toi4 => platform / wadah

okay, that's enough time to lunch

有jau5冇mou5 咖gaa3喱lei1 炸zaa3 魚jyu4 飯faan6 啊aa3 => do you guys have the curry fried fish meal

整zing2好hou2 咗zo2 我ngo5 即zik1刻hak1 去heoi3 囉lo1 => if it's done, i will immediately take it

有jau5 ， 要jiu3 加gaa1 嘢je5飲jam2 嗎maa1 ？ => yea, do you want any drink?

PayMe 爆baau3 咗zo2 ， 要jiu3 到dou3 付fu6 => payme is overdrawn :(, you must pay when it's arrived 凍dung3 檸ning2茶caa4 走zau2甜tim4 => iced lemon tea, without sugar

快faai3 得dak1 濟zai3 欸ei6 . . .

^

Too damn fastt!!! 激動 => gik1 dung6 => excited!!! 😄

冷靜 => laang5 zing6 => calm downn!!

參加 => caam1 ga1 => too join/ too participate

畀bei2 我ngo5 機gei1會wui6 呀aa3 OK 你nei5 今gam1年nin4 幾gei2多do1歲seoi3 我ngo5 想soeng2問man6 ?

This is the funniest moment of all time until now, so

he asked how old the first caller is,

十sap6六luk6 呀aa3

心諗 => sam1 nam2 => nam2 jyu's nam2, => pondered

飲jam2 啖daam6 水seoi2 先sin1 , 休jau1 一jat1 休jau1 先sin1

Here I just find out the unit for one gulp is 啖daam6

which is the same for kisses

矜ging1持ci4 => kalem, anggun

OK , 同tung4埋maai4 普pou2遍pin3 呢ne1 , 都dou1係hai6 比bei2較gaau3 害hoi6羞sau1 喇laa3 , 咁gam3 呀aa3 , 你nei5哋dei6 只zi2要jiu3 ready 好hou2

普pou2遍pin3 => Umumnya, generally, biasanya

害hoi6羞sau1 => malu malu, shy,

非fei1常soeng4 => banget, very

隨ceoi4時si4 => anytime

定ding6 => steady, stable, stable a bit, is ding siu siu

隨ceoi4時si4 , 隨ceoi4時si4 ready , OK , 定ding6 少siu2少siu2 , 定ding6 少siu2少siu2 , 根gan1據geoi3 過gwo3往wong5 經ging1歷lik6 呢ne1 ,

過往 => yang lalu lalu (gwo3 wong5)

根據 => berdasarkan (gan1 geoi3)

經歷 => pengalaman

我ngo5哋dei6 大daai6概koi3 係hai6 起hei2碼maa5 要jiu3 一jat1 開hoi1始ci2 呢ne1 , 摸mo2 返faan2 差caa1 唔m4 撚nan2 多do1 四sei3五ng5 個go3 字zi6 啦laa1 我ngo5 諗nam2 ,

大daai6概koi3 => sekitaran

起hei2碼maa5 => paling ga/ sesedikitnya

會wui5 有jau5 嘅ge3 , OK , 我ngo5哋dei6 只zi2 需seoi1要jiu3 畀bei2 多do1少siu2 少siu2 耐noi6性sing3 , 等dang2 多do1 一jat1等dang2 , OK , 定ding6 啲di1 ,

耐noi6性sing3 => Patience, kesabaran

留lau4意ji3 => Pay attention, perhatiin

正zing3式sik1 宣syun1佈bou3 JFF T , 已ji5經ging1 成sing4為wai4 咗zo2 香hoeng1港gong2 最zeoi3大daai6 嘅ge3 同tung4性sing3戀lyun2 群kwan4組zou2

正zing3式sik1 => officially

宣syun1佈bou3 => declaring

成sing4為wai4 => becoming/turning into

群kwan4組zou2 => group/ komunitas

你nei5好hou2 點dim2 稱cing1呼fu1 呢ne1 ? => What should i call you?

稱cing1呼fu1 => means addressing

首sau2先sin1 => first of all

我ngo5哋dei6 禁gam3止zi2 玩waan2 交gaau1 .

禁gam3止zi2 => prohibit, ban, melaraaang ⛔

愛oi3情cing4 係hai6 好hou2玩waan2 => Romance is so fun!

但daan6係hai6 唔m4好hou2 玩waan2 愛oi3情cing4 . => but dont play with romance

anjay waokwaokawokkaw thats a quote.

膠 =>gaau1 => apparently means plastic, the same tone as joking, playing around

點dim2解gaai2 斷tyun5 咗zo2 喂wai3 => 斷tyun5 means disconnected, putus, as in koneksi atau tali, I think its the same as in Teochew, we say deung2.

鼓gu2勵lai6 => encourage, mempromosikan, memberanikan

我ngo5哋dei6 有jau5 第dai6一jat1 個go3 已ji5經ging1 係hai6 可ho2以ji5 開hoi1 香hoeng1檳ban1 慶hing3祝zuk1 喇laa3 .

香hoeng1檳ban1 => Champagne 🍾🍾

慶hing3祝zuk1 => Celebrate!!🥳🥳

好hou2 可ho2惜sik1 嘅ge3 就zau6係hai6 呢ne1 . . .

可ho2惜sik1 => Sayangnya???

可ho2 唔m4 可ho2以ji5 俾bei2 啲di1 小siu2小siu2 分fan1 支zi1持ci4 呀aa3 ?

支持 => support!!

係hai6 冇mou5 任jam6何ho4 嘅ge3 討tou2論leon6 空hung1間gaan1 嘅ge3 呢ni1個go3 .

There is no any space/room for discussion for this.

手sau2足zuk1 . => brother

我ngo5 想soeng2問man6 七cat1千cin1 人jan4中zung1 求kau4 一jat1 個go3 女neoi5孩haai4子zi2 都dou1 冇mou5 有jau5 嘅ge3 概koi3率leot2 .

I want to ask what is the probability of 7 thousands people but not a single girl

概koi3率leot2 => Probability

呢ni1個go3 機gei1率leot2

接zip3近gan6 係hai6 零ling4 .

JFFT 嘅ge3 男naam4女neoi5 觀gun1眾zung3 比bei2例lai6 係hai6 大daai6概koi3 .

觀gun1眾zung3 => Penonton

比bei2例lai6 => Ratio

如jyu4果gwo2 你nei5 話waa6 我ngo5哋dei6 而ji4家gaa1 攞lo2 部bou6 計gai3數sou3機gei1 出ceot1嚟lai4 撳gam6 一jat1 撳gam6 啦laa1 .

計gai3數sou3機gei1 => Kalkulator wawakwoa

而ji4 合hap6乎fu4 資zi1格gaak3 嘅ge3 女neoi5性sing3 係hai6 喺hai2度dou6 .

資zi1格gaak3 => eligible, qualified

女neoi5性sing3 => female!

我ngo5 喺hai2 日jat6本bun2 一jat1 個go3 地dei6鐵tit3站zaam6 入jap6面min6 .

我ngo5 見gin3到dou2 一jat1句geoi3 說syut3話waa6 .

我ngo5 到dou3 而ji4家gaa1 仍jing4然jin4 係hai6 好hou2 深sam1刻haak1 咁gam2樣joeng2 記gei3住zyu6 .

嗰go2 句geoi3 嘢je5 係hai6 英jing1文man2 嚟lai4 嘅ge3 .

做zou6 第dai6一jat1 隻zek3 企kei5鵝ngo2 .

企kei5鵝ngo2 企kei5 喺hai2 啲di1 冰bing1上soeng6 面min6 .

望mong6到dou3 下haa6面min6 個go3 海hoi2 好hou2多do1 魚jyu4 喎wo3 .

冇mou5 一jat1 隻zek3 敢gam2 跳tiu3 落lok6去heoi3 .

成sing4為wai4 最zeoi3 勇jung5敢gam2 嘅ge3 人jan4 .

永wing5遠jyun5 我ngo5哋dei6 就zau6係hai6 一jat1 個go3 錯co3誤ng6 嘅ge3 時si4機gei1

你nei5 要jiu3 承sing4受sau6 壓aat3力lik6 , 你nei5 都dou1係hai6 冇mou5 前cin4面min6 嘅ge3 人jan4 可ho2以ji5 睇tai2住zyu6 佢keoi5 點dim2樣joeng2 做zou6

承sing4受sau6 壓aat3力lik6 => menahan tekanan woakowakowaokwa

我ngo5們mun4 呢nei1度dou6 男naam4仔zai2 係hai6 永wing5遠jyun5 唔m4 缺kyut3

缺kyut3 => Lacking, kekurangan

勇氣 jung5 hei3 => courage

so many words, gau daam is also courage!!

身san1邊bin1 都dou1 冇mou5 咩me1 異ji6性sing3 嘅ge3 朋pang4友jau5

=> 身san1邊bin1 at one's side, di sekitaran

=> 異ji6性sing3 => lawan jenis

我ngo5 平ping4時si4 呀aa3 , 我ngo5 鍾zung1意ji3 跑paau2步bou6 同tung4埋maai4 踩caai2單daan1車ce1 呀aa3

踩caai2單daan1車ce1 = sepedaan

明星 => m